You know you're lonely when –
It's midnight. You're watching the Simpsons, secretly wishing you were Marge. Homer's lying next to her talking about beer and bowling. Ah, companionship. Did I say lonely? I meant pathetic.
It's 2:00am and you're whispering 'are you still awake?' – to a pillow.
It's 8:45am and your tired from the lack of sleep. There's a school bus headed your way. You don't notice because you're too busy watching mothers scurry back inside their homes. They're wearing purple sweatpants and their husband's workboots. (Note to self: I need to get me a pair of purple sweatpants. And maybe a husband to boot.)
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1:45 am Im sure there's some guy doing the same thing wondering when the day's going to come that he's looking for his boots only to look out the window and see his beautiful wife helping his son on to the bus....commercial's over, Simpsons are back on
--by akidwithadreem, 03/22/2007
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